Monday, 31 March 2014

THE TROUBLES OF HERMIT THE TECHNOPHOBE

Right. Now I can't access my emails.

Well, I can: I just can't open them. I can see them, unopened in my inbox, shiny and new. When I click them, nothing happens.

Nothing.

Is this a conspiracy? My phone remains blank and unusable, facebook's out of the question and my inbox is behaving like a moody teenager, arms folded, unresponsive. Perhaps I'm generating some sort of field that interferes with electronic equipment. Or perhaps someone's trying to tell me something.

I can still tweet. I can still write this blog. Digitally, that's about it. Other than that I'm left with semaphore, the local payphone and next door's homing pigeon.

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