Right, what you need is an old song that most people will have forgotten - maybe from one of those bands we all loved in the 90s.
Then, take a ukulele, or maybe an old sounding electric piano. You're half-way there! All you need now is a girl with a quirky, folky type voice (it's vital that she's too young to remember the original) to sing it over the top of some simple chords or strum patterns.
Boom! Pack it up and sell it to the bigwigs at John Lewis...
Wait, what? What do you mean, they've already...
Oh well, there's always next year.
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