So Tuesday morning seems to be stretching out into eternity.
On top of it feeling like a Monday, no-one's changed the clocks yet. It's felt like ten-thirty for the past two hours.
Imagine a world where it's constantly half-past ten and never elevensies, where time has stopped and work just oozes out into an infinite inbox, where the coffee van never quite arrives and your desk grows ever heavier with post-its and piles of paper...
... um, so welcome back, everyone! Let's try to be cheery eh?
I had an orange today. I managed to unpeel it perfectly, its skin hanging together in one misshapen piece.
I was so pleased with myself, that I scrunched the skin up in one hand, held the orange in the other and then in a move of breathtaking absent-mindedness, slipped the orange into the bin instead of the skin.
The clock still thinks it's an hour ago. It's a long day, this.
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