Thursday, 20 April 2017

COCKNEY STAIRCASE

No smoothie today so instead I pilfered an apple and a pear out of the fruit basket and chopped them up into handy slices.

I think I've technically eaten a Cockney Staircase.

Actually, it was a pretty good combination, apples and pears - I might blend it and see what happens.

By the way, the other day I made my own orange juice and it was spectacularly good. Five oranges (tough to peel but pipless and super-juicy) and a glass of cool, filtered water.

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Rory and I had a great catchup in the end, despite my cynical observations on the decor.

Afterwards I did the usual stumble through the multi-storey car park, looking for my car, wondering which level it was on and whether I was on the same one as it.

Some Japanese people looked at me as I stood there scratching my head, then they walked over to the other side of the car park as though avoiding me.

I do this a lot - usually in Sainsbury's or the Stockholmhaven car park. I think I know the problem - I walk out one way, and walk back the other - my compass can't cope with the switch of direction.

I'm choosing to think of it as a sign of advanced brain function - especially when I'm in Stockholmhaven and I've had to go back up the stairs I went down only moments before because I was right the first time.

Maybe I should just stick to the Cockney Staircase in a smoothie. Perhaps the fruit combination will really improve my brain function.

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