Tuesday, 7 October 2014

THE ADVENTURES OF GARY LINEKER

Well someone's listening to me. It seems the Indian Summer Switch has been flicked to 'on' today. Thank you God and thank you jet stream. I threw off my coat and flung it over my shoulder like a casual stroller, basking in the warmth of the October sun.

Gary Lineker was off to Newbury to get more supplies, he said, as I clicked the front door closed behind me. I think he was intending tiles, grout and laminate flooring, rather than crisps.

"Alright mate," I said, without really thinking about it.

"So yeah, lock up after yourself won't you?" said Gary Lineker.

Cheek.

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