Thursday, 5 May 2016

TEA CHANGE

"I've gone off tea," said my Mum, casually. I missed it at first; the sound of a local news reporter going on about bluebells was overwhelming the living room.

"What?" I said, eventually.

"I've gone off tea," she repeated, "unless it's that really posh stuff you left behind."

"Expensive taste!" I proclaimed, "That's your trouble." It suddenly occurred to me that it might be all down to me leaving home.

It does leave me with a dilemma though. Do I leave the tea here so that it's here when I am, or do I take it home, now that it might not get brewed here in my Mum's tea-free zone. It's a first-world problem for sure.

"You know your mother's gone off tea?" asked my Dad, wandering in with a cup of instant coffee he'd just made for himself.

It's all change round here then.


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