RED BULL

Okay, maybe every third day.

Golly. I have such little will-power. It's a good job I never took up smoking! Of course, when Kelvin and Ryan and Chris were puffing away by the school wheelie bins, I was hiding in the Chess Club. Thankfully.

So my attempts to drink only water this week have lasted a pathetic record of one day.

I could still drink more water though, rather than going completely aquatotal; maybe reach some sort of balance. My kidneys would be thankful. I could cut out anything with bubbles in it, for example.

Especially this stuff...

Red Bull

I'mawakeandI'maliveand
Iamsparklingandfull
AndI'vedrunkanawfullotof
Red Bull

I'mawakeandIamfast
Andmybrainisspinningquick
AndIfeellikeIcouldrununtilI'm
Sick

Ohtheysayitgivesyouwings
Andsendsyouenergytokeep
ButnowI'vedrunkthisredbullallIwanttodois
Sleep